My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Now let that be a lessonThis kid at my school was having a sneaky wank at the back of the class, and would have got away with it, but for one thing. He turned a deathly shade of white and screamed as he had managed to get his pods twisted around each other. Much to the young man's embarassment he was carted off to hospital, where he not only had to explain to the staff and his parents what had happened, but for this sin ended up having one of his bollocks removed.
He also had to suffer the embarrassment of going through the rest of his school days with the nick name "Womble". 'Cos he only had OneBall.
Wanker.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 18:45, Reply)
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