Oh dear god.. you're asking for it now!
Came in my eye- twice! Both, so it's nice and symmetrical! (Acidentally, of course)

Pulled too hard, tore it a bit.

I compiled a list of surfaces that had seen my semen about 6 months ago (for laughs) and the number was 28. Now, i can safely say It must be around 50.

Also, my friend and I worked out the average amount of spunk we'd created, and it totalled ~50 litres.

There are so many more.. but i don't want to share them in fear of semening like even more of a pervert than I already do. There's a record that i'm currently upholding; a bloody amazing one too... but i don't want to say it.. so i won't.

Of course, my friend has also done lots of bad things, involving ejaculating while kissing his mummy goodnight, coming in his brother's bed, wanking in the school toilets..

I'm sorry... i'm just addicted :(

edit/ oh yeah, and this same friend had wanked off to about 24 girls, all of whom were hanging around with us at lunch. urgh.

edit edit/ oh yeah! and once it shot out and landed in a glass.

edit edit edit/ oh yeah, and once i managed to whack one off in every advert break of ER.
( Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 19:39, Reply)