My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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just about...I live alone, so I pretty much have the opportunity to walk around naked in my apartment, and I'm sure you can imagine what that usually leads up to. Well, one morning I was lying on the couch, watching tv and just having a good old time when someone knocked at the door. That's when I remembered that someone was supposed to come by and check the fire extinguisher, and had a key to the door. My immediate reflex was to dash to the room and put on my pajamas, but I think the maintanance guy got the hint.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 20:09, Reply)
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