My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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One of my own this time.I was beating one off when I heard voices outside my open window - on the first floor; window cleaners. Luckily the blinds were closed but I was too scared to do anything in case the they heard me. I just lay there with cock in hand petrified. I finished off after they went but it had been somehow tainted.
(Edit: Boris - that nervous tone of voice from a family member always links to wank-embarrassment thoughts in my mind too - it's almost never right)
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 20:34, Reply)
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