My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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ooohhow could i forget being half rumbled by my mates sister (perfectly legal) and feeling in the mood admitting to her i was masturbating.
she gave such great head
*reminisces*
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applehead herp derp, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 20:59,
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