My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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private school chapsA former colleague told me of "bread jobs" he and his friends used to get up to at private school. The competition would apparently involve a piece of bread, a circle of tossers and the one who came last having to eat the bread. It smacks of urban myth but is a warning to all those mummies and daddies ready to waste their money on a private education for little Johnny.
You weren't just going for a piece of toast, were you?
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 22:45, Reply)
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