My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Just to clear things up..1) That thing about the boy with the headphones and the mother with the cuppa is one of the biggest urban legends- unless of course it happened to you too...
2) The bread thing.. I think that's more commonly Limp Biscuit, involving a biscuit not bread.. also the band name too. And it does exist, it's not an Urban Legend.
3) From above, amputee porn!? Urk!
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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 22:53,
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