My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Not so much of a wanking disaster.....but one concerning sex,, and parents (a leathal mix)
mate of mine from senior school (hope he doesnt read this) once found a suitcase underneath his parents bed (dont ask me what he was doing under there!) And, what did he find in the case? I hear you all shout. Well, none other than a plethora of sex toys (dildos etc), bondage gear(well.. furry handcuffs etc) and some dodgy looking video tapes.
My friend then thought to himself "Fantastic! I've stumbled accross my dad's pr0n collection." Being at a not-so-innocent age and being ever so curious he decided to watch the tapes. Oh how he wishes he never had watched those tapes.
Lets just say he had infact stumbled accross some old family videos...
He apparently used to complian about the noise his parents made too ...very thin walls in the houses round where i live :S.
*winces* :'(
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monkeyman, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:43,
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