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Ever been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.

(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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never been caught at it but...
* wanking in the bath will result in spunk floating about. ie: not pleasant.
* however, wanking in the shower achieves much more pleasurable (and cleaner) results.
* sneaking porn about the house and finding new and inventive hiding places from parents is a mission and then some.
* once, back in the day when i was a horny 12 year old and couldnt leave myself alone (like most guys of that age) i broke my record and managed to wank eight times in one day. i would have carried on, but i got a graze on my member which kinda stopped all that nonsense for a good few days.
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 0:30, Reply)

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