My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Train horror!My girlfriend lived down in Leicester and i lived in the north of Scotland so every 4th wknd i would take the train down and back up again. Its not a great journey and was normally pretty dull. This one time however an elderly gentleman (in his sixtys) with a taty suit, dirty white shirt and thick bottle glasses got on at somewhere near Edinburgh. His tie was a mess and he looked very much like a dirty old man. After sitting down across the row from me he straightened his tie and tidied himself up a bit. He then got out a copy of razzle and proceeded to read away while stoking him stomach. It looked a little odd but he had obviously threaded himself up his trousers and into the bottom of his shirt. He sat like this for a wee while stoking and reading away before jerking suddenly a few times, the smile on his face showed what he had been up to.
The image still haunts me!!
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 1:44, Reply)
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