My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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A friend of a friend (no, really, he told me this himself)He was watching porn on his laptop and knocking one off, when suddenly the battery dies. No problem, he finishes off and after a bit goes to plug it in. He bends the pin in the AC input out of place, which requires fixing, so he takes it down to the repairs (after cleaning up, obviously). When he picks it up a few days later, he gets some funny looks, and it's not till he gets home that he realises his laptop will start up from exactly where it left off when the battery goes, in this case in the middle of some hardcore porn when the PC guys fix it. He's not gone back there.
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Whillow, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 2:35,
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