My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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cup of tea, my fanny!www.snopes.com/risque/caught/cupoftea.htm
I don't have any embarassing stories. Probably because I'm so brazenly shameless. In my horny youth I was known to frequently masturbate with others in the room. Sleepovers, camping trips, dormitories. No one was safe from my reign of terror. Although I like to believe I was super stealthy and they just didn't hear me. It could be true!
And massaging shower heads really are amazing.
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 7:53, Reply)
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