My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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oh, someone at my old school,must have been around 14 at the time was at a mate's house, anyway, he went into the study to bash one off unaware the webcam was on.
it was recorded and distributed at the author's wish, and he won the award in our final year yearbook for 'film exploits', i think someone managed to get it mentioned in the final assembly too.
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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 11:21,
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