My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Revision distractionOne day while i was at the computer supposed to be revising, my mum crept up on me to check I was actually studying and discovered me reading stories on b3ta about other people wanking.
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 11:38, Reply)
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