My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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welll not exactly wanking but..Just a few weeks ago i was at my boyfriends house with some of his friends having a few drinks. The other boys went to the bottle shop to get more booze and left my boyfriend and i ... being quite drunk we escaped to his room and went for it. All was going well untill the lights turned on and my boyfriends little brother is standing in the doorway with his mouth wide open."OH MY GOD!!".i tried to explain that we were "just kissin" but then came in the boys also quite pissed . What then happened was that hte little bloke decided it would be funny to run over and pull off the sheets .. all was exposed .. good sex tho! ps. imagine he is small chubby !! (its true)
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 11:49, Reply)
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