My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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dog wankeri went to school with someone who ended up with a reputation he couldn't escape because he'd been caught wanking off a dog. Imagine spending your school days not just being known as 'Chris' but 'Chris the dog wanker'.
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 13:04, Reply)
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