My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Peado wanked in front of me!I was about 10 years old and walking home from our local leisure centre from doing Karate. I was with my friend, also 10, when a car pulled up and the window rolled down. "Excuse me, do you know the way to the local park?" Came the question. Being happy, helpful young scamps we wondered over to the car and gave him directions. All this time though we were monitoring him very closely whacking himself off as he sat with no pants on. We never told anyone until I was about 16 and realised I had just helped a Peado get to the park!! In hindsight kids, tell your parents and get the police informed if this happens to you!!!
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 13:32, Reply)
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