My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Bus vibrationsAn Indian guy on my corridor at Uni was having trouble understanding the English sense of humour. He told some blokes he had never drunk beer so they took him to the bar and got him drunk. He could not feel his legs all afternoon and thinking he was being accepted into their group he shared with them his funny bus story.
Everytime he rode the bus from town to Uni he would select a particular row of seats. The good vibrations at this spot would build up to a outburst of fuck juice in his pants. Maybe it is fun to cum on bus full of strnagers in India?
His new friends told everyone on our corridor and he was laughed at for the rest of the year.
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 13:36, Reply)
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