My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Must ...resist ...this ...thread. Dammit, can't do it.One notable incident:
Mag out on my desk as a 15 year old kid giving it the old heave ho when my Dad walks in without knocking.
Fortunately I managed to throw the mag behind my desk and pull my t-shirt over my bits in time - incredible reactions caused by a surge of adrenaline.
Unfortunately I had started to ejaculate. Either he's a very cool dad and didn't mention anything, or he just didn't notice it, but he started to engage me in conversation. You know that face you can't help pulling as you spume? He must have known...
I've got some good locations under my belt as well:
- In a packed dormitory when I was a cadet.
- On someone's doorstep before I posted their copy of the Sun as a paperboy
- In one of the reading bays on floor 2 of the John Rylands library at Manchester University.
An illustrious career I believe.
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ZoomZoom, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 13:48,
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