My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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want a tip?going to a boarding school and being in a room with a complete gaylord...sucks ass! he slept naked and got me in trouble by putting his clothes down the side of my bedand to shut him up most nights i ran in to the main room half naked(bottom half)and clapping three times then going to sleep.there was also a guy in the room next to me with a ballsack going down to his knee who constantly wanked(we knew this by looking through the small hole in the wall.oh and a kid i call sneaky-poo (wonder why) who got moved to the girls cottage in a seperate room for running to the beach connected to the school and fwapping away...the next thing we did was fishing.
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 13:58, Reply)
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