My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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At boarding schoolsome bloke was having a shuffle, and ended up bursting a blood vessel in his bell-end. He then had to run all the way up to the nurses office (at about 1 in the morning) dressed in nothing but a dressing gown and a large beach towel wrapped around his nob, which was drenched with blood. However, he was a fairly short bloke, and he lost quite a lot of blood, so while he was waiting for the nurse to get dressed and come to the door, he fainted on the doorstep.
Cue the nurse opening the door to find an unconscious student wearing only a dressing gown and clutching a towel soaked with blood, with his mangled, bloody cock staring her in the face.
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 14:02, Reply)
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