My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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My old boss lent me a European hard core porno when I was 14I didn't sleep all night and must have been in the "Zone" all these athletes talk about because I managed to get through the pain barrier of wearing most of the skin off my knob
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 14:06, Reply)
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