My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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an old school friend,whos friendship i ended many yeas ago, who used to live down the street from me invited a few of us round at lunch time on occasion to watch his brothers porn collection, to which he on occasion would jack off to in front of us, then spilling his seed on the living room carpet and letting his dog in to lick up the offending mess.
needless to say i never let his dog lick my face ever again after i witnessed this.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 14:54,
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