My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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John WestWhen I was in sixth form, there was a chap nicknamed 'John West' cos he got caught smearing fish paste on his german helmet and was letting the cat lick it off.
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Hmmm. I notice Rob doesn't have a personal tale to tell this time...;)
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Smallbrainfield, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 15:04,
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