My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Broadcast wank...A colleague at work (paramedic) was driving his ambulance back to station and was bragging to his work partner about what a high sex drive he has. After boasting that he shags his missus as much as he can, he then went to detail how he likes to “flog” himself at every opportunity…in the shower, in the toilet, etc, etc.
On and on he went and finally arrived back at station. The phone rings and it’s the communications supervisor on the line who says “Hey Flogger – next time make sure you don’t have your knee on the 2 way radio transmit button while your telling your masturbation tales!” He’d inadvertently let the entire region listen in on his wanking tales – but was actually quite proud of this! Plus all transmissions are taped for legal purposes, so we hope to get a copy and sample his bragging onto a dance track…
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 15:25, Reply)
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