My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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25 times a dayMethinks there is some exaggeration going on about the number of times it is possible to stroke the dolphin in a day. Having sat in on a lively discussion of this with a group of friends and one of our number's mother (being the only sober one in the group has left me with many entertaining memories) I reckon anything over about 12 has to be taken with a pinch of salt. As it were.
There are few things quite as amusing as seeing which friends are happy to answer the question 'How many times have you wanked in a day?' when this is asked by someone's mum.
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 15:48, Reply)
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