My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Cup of Tea variantWhen i was about 14 i got up at 2am to celebrate the start of the fishing season. After a full days fishing down the canal i returned home. I was absolutley knackered and went to bed. The next thing i know is, it's morning so down i go for breakfast. My mum and my sister are pissing themselves at me and won't tell me why. Eventually they tell me that my sister went into my bedroom to fetch a book and found me asleep on my bed, fully erect cock in hand. She fetched my mum, who took off the rest of my clothes and put me to bed. They NEVER ever let me forget about the time i "wanked myself unconscious".
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 15:52, Reply)
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