My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Not an urban myth (unluckily...)A few years ago I bought a VHS-C camcorder from a car boot sale.
"Great" I thought as I saw it had a tape with it so I could use it as soon as I got home.
"Oh dear god" I thought as I got home and scanned through the tape to see if there was anything interesting on it.
It was a home video of the guy I bought it from and his wife, then the guy on his own.
I am scarred for life, desparately wishing I had a MIB neuralizer...
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 2 Jun 2004, 17:06,
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