My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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hehe i was just wanking after drinking coke...i bet you think you know whats gonna happen.
well you sir,are wrong! i burped through my nose.i came.both ends hurt.then i somehow managed to hit the cum and latch on to it while i grabbed my nose.ewwwww! oh and i caught my bro having a nice hand-shandy...nearly ripped it off when i walked in!
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 18:59, Reply)
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