My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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This concerns a bloke we'll call "shane" because that is his name,anyway, I was at a party a few years back and I stumbled upstairs to the bathroom, when I emerged, there were 7 or 8 people all listenening intently at the door of the little sister of the house
"what's all this then?" I ask, I was quickly shushed and then on the count of 3 the door was flung open and we all burst into the room.
Of course, the little sister was away on holiday with the parents, but there, in her little frilly teddy bear filled bed was Shane, wearing nothing but a pair of trainers, choking his chicken.
He didn't even notice until someone started shouting "snared on wanking" which we continued to shout at him for the next three years
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 19:08,
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