My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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once on holiday in Spaina big group about a dozen of us (about 13 to 20 year old) decided to go for a midnight barbeque on the beach, or rather in the dunes just behind. Mid way through two of the lads decide to go for a walk, and come back about 15 minutes later laughing their bollocks off.
It turns out they'd been walking along the edge where the beach meets the dunes, and they'd seen a man sitting down - nothing amiss here, there's quite a few late night fishermen in that area, so they just continued walking assuming he was taking a break. When they got a little nearer it turns out it was a balding middle aged Spaniard, with his manhood in hand furiously beating one off to the extreme - puffing, panting and sweating. Seeing the two young Brits he slams his cock back in his pants, jumps up, and pretends to be stretching, and then jogs off down the beach as if it was merely a part of his warm up exercise.
They didn't stop laughing for an hour.
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jme, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 20:27,
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