My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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A "mate" of mine *cough*One usual night I was having a quick chufty before beddy-byes. Fine. But realised there was nowhere to put the byproduct. I stood up, holding it in with the tightest of grips but as I got to the door I coughed and it shot out and landed on my suit. Thinking there was nothing I could do at this point (I was sleepy now, I am male), I left it and put the suit away (so mother couldn't see it). But I forgot about it.
About 3 months later, I needed to wear my suit but obviously couldn't due to snail attacks. I also couldn't take it to the dry cleaners so had to try and remove by hand. Didn't work that well.
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Fronkle99, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 23:49,
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