My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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shower wank - your sacked!my mate works for a big finance firm in the tax department. in his first year he and the rest of the new group were away on some team bonding thing somewhere: team building exercises, beers etc. one of the group begins to boast about how he had wanked into the soap dispenser in the shower. he didn't find it so funny when the management heard about it and promptly sacked him...
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a bit off topic but: another of my mates had a wank in a tent, whilst his younger sister and dad were sleeping. don't think they knew about it though.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 0:42, Reply)
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