My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Just the one mishap for me.Many years ago, when I was a young man who had just had the testosterone kick in, I was slamming the salami in my room whilst kneeling on the floor. To my horror the door handle began to turn, and with mongoose like reflexes, I grabbed my schoolbag, and plonked it on my lap. I think I managed to convince my mum that I was merely sorting my school things out, but she started a conversation and didn't leave the room until half an hour later.
I didn't feel like finishing off after that.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 1:42, Reply)
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