My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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ooops!Iv'e got two horrors involving my mum,
the first was when I was about 20, and I was giving my partner an early morning wake up call in the fudge factory. Luckily the duvet was over us both, as mater walks in, with two trays of breakfast.
I stayed up for a good half an hour, twitching my old man every now and again, as mum waffled on about everything she'd done the day before.
When she eventually left my room, my partner turned round and smacked my nose flat.
This is worse.
Out until 6am, pissed, bottle of poppers, hand where it's not supposed to go, porn video on, turn round... mother in dressing gown, slippers and turban(?) quote "will you keep the noise down, we've got neighbours"
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 2:24, Reply)
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