My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Don't wear headphones.This was in 1st year university rez. My roommate was out for the night, so I though, so I'm having a nice leisurely stroke in front of my PC, with a bulky pair of headphones on. I see a movement out of the corner of my eye and turn my head to see my roommate's boyfriend staring at me and grinning like an ass. I just about had a seizure (he says I jumped about a foot off my seat) and spent a spastic second trying to cover up before realizing I was utterly busted. I say "FUCK!", and he collapses in laughter.
Luckily he didn't go telling everyone, but he would tease me about it for ages after that.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 3:52, Reply)
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