My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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have you noticedhow many things ive posted here?...anyway if your mum walks in on you hide yourself(not only your shame) because she WILL start a conversation!oh and if you are gonna look at pc porn use mozilla because you have 'tabs' so you dont need 400 windows open and switching tabs takes about half a second!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 8:51, Reply)
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