My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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lock up your sons and daughtersA friend ( really) called jon was it has to be siad experimental in everything he did. Apparently one day the urge took over for a special bit of bondage wanking. jon got himself naked aroused and then proceded to tie / manacle himself to his work out bench. Only once he had securely fastened both hands did jon work out that
a) he could no longer carry on with his "special" wank
b) he would need to shout donwstairs to his mother in order to release him from his situation
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 9:59, Reply)
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