My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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more nurse talesSome similar tales include an old bloke who used his parkinsons to toss off to, wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't in a public ward.
A young teenage lad had to have an op to remove a dildo from far up his arse, when his parents came to pick him up he asked for the reason he was in to be kept quiet, the surgeon left the offending item in a clear plastic bag at the end of his bed, didn't go down well.
I've also been told that the usual excuse is 'I was naked and fell over' or similar even when dressed, some however claim ignorance.
Normally found are vibrators, coke bottles and the odd grapefruit!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:31, Reply)
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