My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Not so much wanking as a hand-job storyAnyway, a couple of years ago when we were students, my girlfirend and I went on holiday to Ireland with another couple we were friends with.
After the holiday, we were driving home, having just dropped our friends off at their place. Being young, adventurous and very horny, my girlfriend and I started to engage in a bit of mutual masturbation whilst bombing down the motorway at 90mph.
Things progressed, and I uttered the very romantic words "I'm going to come, get something to catch it". In response to which, My girlfriend grabbed what looked like a fluffy towel from the back seat, and I proceeded to fill it with my love juice (euphamisms are great aren't they?).
Of course, it wasn't until afterwards, that we realised that it was our friend's cashmere sweater that I had just spunked into.
Our friend asked for her sweater back the next day as she remembered leaving it in our car. We had no choice but to own up to what we had done. She didn't want the sweater back despite our offers of dry cleaning.
Oh well. It felt great though :-)
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jonas is not my name, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:34,
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