My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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A friend called Neil once brought his computer round to our houseanother friend decided it would be funny to check for porn
"oh, i've deleted all that" says neil, confidently
unfortunately, his dad, who would often use the computer in neil's bedroom had not removed all the pictures of naked middle aged women he'd been looking at
theres a special facial expression reserved for discovering ones father's porn
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 13:11,
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