My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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In the bathMy favourite was always to give my self a good 'cleaning' in the bath. Look, it's mine, i'll wash it as fast as I like.
Anyway, on this occasion, post-frap, I had dunked my head in the water afterwards, and then got out of the bath.
10 mins later, talking to my dad in the kitchen. he tells me i've still got some soap stuck in my fringe.
It wasn't soap. *cringe*
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 13:25, Reply)
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