My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Panna cottaI have just eaten a lovely, creamy white, Marks and Spencers panna cotta dessert with raspberries. Now my mouth tastes worryingly of something else that creamy and white, though less lovely.
I only hope I'm not on the recieving end of some Marks and Sparks minimum wage packer's revenge...
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 13:38, Reply)
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