My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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My girlfriend of many years ago....once obligingly gave me a handy shandy in a train compartment on the way to Brighton to see her parents.
She camouflaged the action with her raincoat so my man milk ended up on the collar.
Her mum tried to brush it off when we got to her place!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 13:39, Reply)
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