My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Was it a dream?I was renting my spare room out to this rather attractive young lady about 2 years ago. I had plenty of decent hard-core porn lying about the house that she appeared to take no notice of. Anyhow, one night when she's out I decide to enjoy some of this on the sofa. It was late and I fell asleep - tissue wrapped cock in hand. I vaguely remember saying hello to her as she came in later that night, but she's never mentioned the incident - I'm hoping I dream't it - I woke up in the morning with the old fella still sitting there...
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heyrudi has just found this setting, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 14:41,
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