My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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After a strip club one night.....We were out in the west end one night for one of my little brothers mates 21st. Me and a mate had been making enquiries to see if any of the young chaps had ever been to a strip club before.... It turned out that at the tender age of 21 none of my Brother or his 5-6 mates had ever been to watch naked ladies.
So said mate and I march them off to get an eyefull. We go and sit at the back to watch what happened next.
They got sat down the front of the auditorium right by a pole and were then offerd 3 girls. Which would they choose?? anyway they chose said girl gave her the bunts and she got her kit off. All the time she was doing this the little boys were staring intently....
Anyway leave the strip club to find a Taxi and get our way back to sarf london and we pull into a garage.
I thought this would be a great time for a wind up, so I went and purchased a copy of Men Only (for those not in the know, top quality jazz mag.....not) got back the mates house they chaps caught wind of the fact, one of them knicked if off me and went upstairs to the bog to knock one off, then when he came down another one went up and so on, until they were all spent.
Made me and my mate laugh for weeks
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 15:03, Reply)
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