My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Pyscho Spunk Flinger (of Olde London Town)Back in the day at school aged 12. I walked past the bog one lunch to see the slightly scary/gets messages from Judas Priest songs type bloke in my year coming towards me with a clenched fist.
"Watch this!", he exclaims before launching a palmful of porridge over the blazer of an unsuspecting boy walking past us. Spunk all up his fucking back! I nervously asked what it was before realising he was mental and backing off VERY slowly.
He went into a unit aged 16, tried to stab his parents and developed a smack habit which eventually killed the mad git. 100% true.
Not very nice really, although the spunky blazer banter made double maths just fly by that afternoon...haha, youth eh?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 16:29, Reply)
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