Oooh they're all coming back to me.
I remember in year 11 (around 15/16 years old) two of my friends were asked to accompany the year 9 (13/14 year olds) week long trip to Wales, to be general helpers and authority figures. This they did, and had a whale of a time, except for one tent of 7 or 8 boys that just stayed up all night, talking, playing, usual boy stuff.
One evening my two friends come down to the tent to tell them all to shut up and go to sleep, opening the little window flap to see what's going inside, and are greeted with the site of all of the boys, firmly zipped up in their sleeping bags in a line, wanking like there's no tomorrow. I'm told it's quite a scarring image.
By the time my two mates returned two minutes later with their female counterparts all of the boys were done, and mooning the window in perfect unison...strange tent that one...

Also remembered (sort of on topic) about a young slapper there was at my school, a couple of years below. A rumour went around that her boyfriend of the time had a fondness for tuna, so in an effort to oblige she let him insert half a tin into her, and subsequently eat it out. A short time later she goes to the doctor with abdominal pains; turns out her seafood loving boyfriend hadn't managed to eat it all, but something else had found it instead - maggots.
Same girl (and same guy as far as I know) tried a repeat performance with jelly babies. 14 went up, 13 came out. I didn't hear what happened to the last one, although I'd like to imagine he's enjoying himself somewhere nice...
( jme, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 17:18, Reply)