My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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I just called, to say..."My phoned beeped to tell me I had a voice message. I dialled 171 to pick it
up and the message left was from darragh. He'd ask me to return a call about
an arrangement for the night and then the voice fell quite. I'd assumed the
message had finished and was about to put down the phone when I heard a
clunk and something like keys been typed on a keyboard. I knew then that
Darragh had meant to hang up but hadn't and was about to get up to some
other business. I stayed listening on the phone to see what he was up to but
i was in no way expecting to hear what was to follow. When the keys fell
quite there was a sound, a real wet squelch, and then:
- OH YEAH YOU LIKE THAT
- THATS RIGHT....YOU BITCH
Needless to say Darragh was pulling the stomach of himself.I think everyone
I knew heard the message, and Darragh spent a while trying to live it down.
It's only a pity I couldn't save it."
From sullbean.
EDIT; There are so many darraghs in the world, lets narrow it down. Field.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 17:31, Reply)
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