My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Similar to TweebiansWhen I was in about year eight (can't remember exactly) I was getting turned on by anything and everything. At one of these such moments my History teacher called me to the front of the class to look over some work.
'Can I just finish this paragraph please, miss?' I asked. Thank Onan she let me and my love pump retreated in time.
Darn - just realised that's neither wanking nor disaster. Nevermind
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 19:17, Reply)
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